an octopus is just a wet spider
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
mermaid: bae come over i’m bored
me: i cant breathe underwater
mermaid: i’m off my period
I can’t wait to get married because its like a sleepover every night with your best friend.
If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero