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I am so stressed I just feel like dying.

lalondes:

[walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.

soofyawn:

god who fucking cares. who fucking cares. who fucking cares. everyone stop being offended and mad over the smallest shit ever. ask urself who the fuck fucking cares

hplyrikz:


I can relate to this
gnarlygnat:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD DYLAN SPROUSE JUST RETWEETED THIS
cliterallysame:

sydthe-sloth:

Fun Fact: If you take 2 ‘D’ batteries and attach alligator clips to them and a light bulb and then another alligator clip to the light bulb and your braces the bulb works

you know she dead
victory-sashes:

FUCK I JUST SPAT OUT MY FUCKING RAMEN